Q: Why can’t’ chickens go to school?
A: Teachers don’t like their fowl language.
Q: How can you tell if a school is haunted?
A: If it has school spirit.
Q: Why was the math book so sad?
A: It had too many problems.
Q: Why do soccer players do well in school?
A: They use their heads.
Q: Why did the student eat her spelling test?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Q: Why did the student bring a ladder to music class?
A: The teacher told him to sing higher.
Q: Why did the clock get in trouble with the teacher?
A: Because it “tocked” in class.
A: Teachers don’t like their fowl language.
Q: How can you tell if a school is haunted?
A: If it has school spirit.
Q: Why was the math book so sad?
A: It had too many problems.
Q: Why do soccer players do well in school?
A: They use their heads.
Q: Why did the student eat her spelling test?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Q: Why did the student bring a ladder to music class?
A: The teacher told him to sing higher.
Q: Why did the clock get in trouble with the teacher?
A: Because it “tocked” in class.
~ba
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