humour

A man dies and finds himself standing third in line at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter explains that admission requirements are now a bit more strict, as a few slum landlords, con artists and politicians have managed to slip into Heaven without being detected.

He queries the first candidate:"What was your annual salary, and what was your profession?"

"I made $300,000 as an attorney," comes the reply.

After a long hesitation, the St. Peter says, "You may enter."

Second candidate, same question. "I made $200,000. I was a real estate agent."

He is permitted to enter after a shorter pause.

Now it's the third man's turn. "My annual salary was $20,000."

"Cool!" replies St. Peter instantly, "and what grade did you teach?"

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What gets longer when pulled.................
Fits between your boobs..............
Inserts neatly in a hole and works best when jerked........................

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I can tell it's May ~ my brain is mush and I can't put together an intelligent or coherent thought. It is taking all my energy to keep students engaged and focused.

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