Medieval Pickup Lines
Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you?
Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you?
Been there, slain that.
Your hovel or mine?
Pestilence makes the heart go wander.
I like the cut of your jib.
You won't believe this but St. George just appeared to me in a vision and told me that I must bed you... the fate of England depends on it!
C'mon, sweetie... Didn't your mother ever tell you? A cleric a day keeps the black plague away.
A day just wouldn't be complete without a Knight.
Mi'lady, it's not the size of the wand that matters, but the magic within.
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